Chainsaw Kitsch

Bier und Brat

Dammit konnen Sie das ganze Jahr uber Oktoberfest feiern. Prosit! (With this, you can celebrate Oktoberfest year round. Prosit!) Carved from Alder. Sold as a pair only.

Death Cap coffee table

- 22" wide x 24" tall, Doug Fir. This colorful Amanita is great alongisde your outdoor recliner for putting coffee or whatever your favorite poison on. In stock.

The Hand of Fat

28" wide x 46" tall by ~150 lbs this stout chair is carved from bigleaf maple. Ease your troubles by sitting down and trusting the Hand of Fat, In stock.

Shipwreck Insurance

In today's world of worries, we often forget the concerns that are really important and close to home . . . like an oil supertanker running aground on our property. With this 5' tall lighthouse equipped with low voltage lamp, we we can go to sleep knowing we won't wake up to find our home is a Superfund site. With it's powerful 10 watt, 12 volt lamp, it can be seen by ships passing in the night from 30 feet away. Custom carved.

Miss Muffet Tuffett Table

In stock. 18" H x 16" W, Doug Fir. Makes a great kid's tea table, adult foot rest or anything else you'd use your typical tuffett for.

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